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The Hustler's Bank of Dubai

The Dubai Hustle™ comes stacked
with 20 million AED in game currency

From crisp bills to flashy cheques, gold bars, briefcases, and bitcoins. Whether you're paying rent or flexing at brunch, every deal feels real.


Luxury is the standard. Broke is just one bad card away.

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Track Your Hustle

Your life isn’t just about money — it’s about holding it together. That’s where your HP (Happiness Points) and SP (Stress Points) trackers come in.

HP is your key to winning — hit 100 and you retire happily ever after. But watch that SP! Too much stress and you’ll burn out, miss turns, or worse... move back in with your roommate in International City.

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Welcome to The Dubai Hustle

The Dubai Hustle isn’t just a game — it’s the ultimate expat simulator where dreams are big, stress is real, and your Metro card is more loyal than your employer. You arrive with your life savings and a suitcase full of hope, only to land a job that barely covers karak and rent. From there, it’s all hustle: buying risky properties, launching side businesses, dodging random fines, and praying your salary clears before the next card draw ruins your life.

With a wild mix of job roles, unpredictable card decks, and a board full of traps and jackpots, and tier upgrades. One minute you're flipping a studio apartment, the next you're crying at DEWA or landing in court because you forgot to renew something “mandatory.”

Forget slow games where nothing happens. Here, every move matters. What makes The Dubai Hustle unlike anything you’ve played? Two game boards in one — from the gritty grind of Tier 1 to the glam chaos of Tier 2. You’re not just chasing cash — you’re tracking Stress and Happiness, flipping properties, dodging debt, and outsmarting your friends in a city where one wrong move lands you in court. Break the bank, beat the burnout, and claim the title of Ultimate Hustler. Leave them saying, “Andrew who?”

Habibi, welcome to Dubai. The hustle starts now.

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FOUNDER'S EDITION

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Own a piece of Dubai gaming HISTORY with the FOUNDER'S EDITION of The Dubai Hustle™, launching Q4 2025. Only 100 units will be made premium, exclusive, and built for true hustlers.

Pre-order now and claim your spot before the city finds out —
because once they’re gone, Habibi… they’re gone.

 

What makes
The Dubai Hustle UNIQUE

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30 HUSTLES

Infinite Drama

Start with one of 30 chaotic careerS
from Crypto Bro to Call Center Agent. Each has a salary, perks, and just enough drama to ruin your week. But in The Dubai Hustle, job loss is always one card away.
 

Promotion? Delayed salary? HR ghosting you? Welcome to the grind. Survive the stress, dodge the fines, and maybe—just maybe—make it to payday with your dignity intact.

 

Because in Dubai, it’s not what you earn… It’s how well you pretend you’re thriving.

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34 PROPERTIES

Renovate. Regret. Repeat.

34 properties. Some make you rich. Others bleed you dry.
In The Dubai Hustle, buying real estate isn’t just a flex — it’s a gamble. From Tier 1 budget nightmares to Tier 2 luxury traps.

Every property comes with surprise perks, hidden penalties, and renovation options that can double your value… or sink your savings. Flip fast, rent smart, or live in regret.

Because in Dubai, owning property feels like success — until the bills hit.

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16 BUSINESSES

Stress-Fueled Success

16 businesses. Some print cash. Others print stress.
In The Dubai Hustle, buying a business is your ticket to freedom — or the fastest way to burn. From food trucks and salons to crypto offices and luxury car hubs.

each business comes with surprise profits, risky bonuses, or secret burnout traps. Renovate to scale, rebrand to flip, or hold and hope the market doesn’t crash.

owning a business sounds smart until it’s payday and your staff quit.

What makes The Dubai Hustle unique

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What makes The Dubai Hustle unique

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1 GAME. 30 HUSTLES.

34 PROPERTIES. 17 BUSINESSES

INFINITE DRAMA

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Come Work With Us, 
It is Total Fun!

Great People Make Great Games.

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Contact us

Come Work With Us, It is Total Fun!

Great People Make Great Games.

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SOCIALS

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