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Privacy Policy

What We Collect (And Why)

Yes, we collect some data. No, we’re not selling it to your ex or a crypto startup in Siberia.
 

We may collect:

  • Your name (not your nickname… unless you put that in the form)

  • Your email (for order updates, launch news, and the occasional meme)

  • Shipping address (if you want your game to arrive somewhere)

  • Basic analytics (so we know people are actually visiting this site and not just our moms)
     

We collect this only when you voluntarily fill in forms, place preorders, or sign up to hear more about our launch.

Cookies 🍪 (Not the Tiramisu Kind)

How We Use It

  • To process your order (so you actually get the game)

  • To improve the site and gameplay experience (aka, making it less stressful than a Dubai parking fine)

  • To send marketing emails (don’t worry, we hate spam too – and you can unsubscribe any time)

Who We Share It With

We use cookies. Not to fatten you — but to remember stuff like:

  • What’s in your cart

  • Whether you’ve visited us before

  • If you rage-quit halfway through checkout
     

You can disable cookies in your browser, but that might make the site act like it’s on stress points.

Security

Your data is stored securely. We’re not Fort Knox, but we’re also not storing it on a dusty USB in a shoebox.

We take reasonable steps to keep your info safe — because we hate leaks more than a pool day during Ramadan.

Your Rights

You can always:

  • Ask us what info we’ve got on you

  • Ask us to delete it (we will, unless we legally can’t)

  • Laugh, cry, or unsubscribe from our mailing list

No one shady. No one annoying. Just:

  • Trusted partners who help with payment processing, shipping, or analytics

  • Legal authorities, if we’re ever forced to play Monop at gunpoint
     

We do not sell or rent your data. Ever.

Kids

This game is for grownups who pay rent and complain about it. If you’re under 18, don’t send us your details. We’re not legally allowed to collect them, and honestly, you should be doing homework anyway.

Updates to This Policy

If we ever update this policy, we’ll post it here. No sneaky moves. No fine print in invisible ink.

Last updated: 15 August 2025. Because we care. Sometimes.

Click on our [Contact Form] to get in touch. We promise an actual human will reply — probably sipping karak at a coworking café.

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