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Terms & Conditions

Game Intended Use

This game is designed for entertainment. If it ruins friendships, triggers a family feud, or sparks a table-flipping tantrum — we warned you. Play at your own emotional risk.
 

Do not eat the cards. Do not use the Yes/No coin to settle legal disputes. And definitely don’t try to hustle your actual landlord with property cards.

Orders & Payments

Once you place an order, we assume:

  • You’re not a bot.

  • You’ve entered your info correctly.

  • You’re serious about wanting The Dubai Hustle in your life.

  • All prices are in AED unless otherwise stated. Payments go through our trusted third-party processor (no dodgy crypto wallets, promise).

Shipping & Delivery

We’ll do our absolute best to get your order out faster than Dubai traffic on a Friday morning.
 

Delays? Could happen. Ramadan rush, public holidays, or the occasional customs agent confused by a golden camel token.
 

If something’s missing or broken, click on our site [Contact Form] and we’ll sort you out — no ghosting.

Returns & Refunds

Change of heart? Sorry, no refunds unless:

  • The product is damaged beyond playable.

  • We somehow sent you a Monop board by mistake (ew).
     

Refunds are subject to inspection. We hustle hard to give you quality — please don’t try to hustle us back.

Intellectual Property

All content on this site — the game, the art, the jokes, the beautiful mess of stress points and happiness tokens — is 100% original and protected under copyright.
 

Feel free to post pics online. Just don’t sell bootlegs, reprint our cards, or claim it’s your idea at a brunch pitch deck. That’s not hustle — that’s theft.

Liability

We are not liable for:

  • Broken relationships caused by savage gameplay.

  • Excessive laughter.

  • Fights over who gets to be the Yacht token.

  • Any financial decisions made because of your in-game real estate luck.
     

The Dubai Hustle is a parody and satire. All references to brands, jobs, or locations are just that — playful references. We don’t represent any real companies, and we’re not sponsored by a Sheikh (yet).

Privacy & Data

We take your privacy seriously — check out our full Privacy Policy for the fun, sarcastic legal scoop.

Changes to These Terms

We may update these terms from time to time. We’ll keep it visible on this page — no shady stuff.
 

Not happy with something? Stressed? Confused? Accidentally burned your rulebook? Click on our [Contact Form], tell us what's up, and we’ll do our best to help — minus the generic support bot energy.

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